Want some fame with that beer? Then, submit your story here. Now.

We want to hear your best bullshit, be it your review of your favorite brewery, something you’ve learned during your beer travels or just something you’d like to tell your buddies while working your way towards your plate at your local Saucer.

We’ll pick the best of each month’s submissions and proudly feature it on Beerknews. You’ll get your name featured on a website (one that you’ll be proud of) and be able to tell your family that all your beer drinking actually did something good for your life. There will be some beer bragging rights at stake. Watch out, though. No one likes a thick head—unless it’s atop a dark nitro stout. So, brag responsibly.

Don’t delay. Show us what you got!