Clinton or Trump? Democrat or republican? Red or blue? Vote or no?
IPA or stout? Saison or sour? Ale or lager? Draft or bottle?
These are the important decisions that we’re all going to have to make. Turns out there are debates coming up to help you with those first questions. Lucky for you, the Flying Saucer is here to help you master the debate by making the best choice for those other questions.
Grab your friends and head down to your local Saucer where the only platform we run on is “Serving good beer to good people since 1995.” That means we have the stamina and the experience to get your hands (tiny, yooj, or normal) on delicious beer while pondering what the future holds for our beloved country.
How do we plan on doing this? A 3-point plan of attack:
- Watch the debate in the comfortable confines of your local Flying Saucer
- Pint Night $3 beer deals in Texas
- Special Flying Saucer election glassware
That’s right. You can exercise your freedom as an American and cast your unofficial vote by purchasing the candidate glass of your choice and filling it with whatever-the-hell beer you want! You can even see how each candidate is faring in your location. (We’ll have the sounds up.) Then, just sit there and become the master debate watcher we all know you secretly are.
For more information on what your local Saucer may be doing, watch your email for special announcements. Don’t worry these aren’t classified, so forward along to any fellow beer lovers you know.
And remember. Whatever you do, vote, vote responsibly and drink responsibly.
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